I know...

exactly what it takes to deal with a pig such as you. Remember that it is a privilege to be allowed to do ANYTHING for me, and if you are very lucky, and reach the goals I set for you, I might just summon you to receive the best little ass whipping and paddling you have ever had.

You will give to me your total commitment; your heart, your body, your mind, and your soul. You will learn that True Submission is the challenge of totally giving unselfishly to the object of your desire.

I will test you; push you beyond your limits, teach you to endure, and to serve me well. You will be given the opportunity to discover parts of yourself which you never knew were there, and once you have pleased me properly, I will let you have the release you need and desire in a way which will push you on to try even harder to please me!

The heavenly feelings you get will be far beyond any other feeling you have previously experienced. The things I am really good at and make me so wet I gush are; spending your money, working you hard, using your credit cards, giving you great advice on being a human being of great character (as opposed to the genetic defect you were born as), verbal, mental and physical abuse, good old fashioned orgasm denial (or how about I make you jerk off 8 times in a row on webcam for me?), humiliation (I might just pimp you out to suck cocks to earn me money), and if you are ever lucky enough to earn a place in my household, I regularly practice cropping, flogging, whipping, CBT, waxing, doggie training, or maybe I'll try turning you into a proper sissy attendant versed in domestic training!

If you are reading this, I expect at least a TOKEN payment, I have some nice sexy undies to buy you know?